Pamela Anderson Helps A So-Called “Hard Gainer” Learn How To Build Muscle… Almost Overnight!
Once upon a time there was a very eager young man who trained with weights. He wanted to look like Mr. Olympia – only more so. He ate everything he could put his hands on, and followed the training program of his favorite Physique star.
When he failed to gain the muscle he wanted in-spite of his best efforts, he wasn’t at all satisfied. “Something,” he said, “must be missing.”
One evening he went over to see his Uncle who was in his living room watching an old episode of Baywatch. “Uncle,” he said. “I’d like to ask you something.” His uncle was crouched on the edge of his chair and leaning tensely forward.
“Uncle,” the young man said. “You are always telling me you are a natural bodybuilder.” His uncle’s eyes were very wide and riveted to the screen and his mouth was hanging open slightly.
“Uncle,” the young man said. “You know more about natural bodybuilding than anyone else I know.” His uncle stared straight ahead. The young man spoke louder, “Excuse me Sir,” he said. “I consider you an expert.”
His Uncle stirred slightly. “Thank you, Hoff,” he said. The young man shook his Uncle’s shoulder. There was no response. “Sir,” he said. “I’ve got a problem. I train real hard. I get results. But I still don’t look good enough. How fast can I reasonably expect to improve?”
There was no answer. “And what speed should I improve, sir?” His uncle looked at him. His eyes were glassy. “Eh?” “What speed, sir?” “She wasn’t speeding,” his Uncle replied.
The young man leaned down and looked carefully at his Uncle for a long time. He turned and looked at the television. He watched it for a while, and then very slowly and without taking his eyes off the screen he pulled a footstool towards him and sat down.
They sat side by side in the semi-darkness and watched the flickering figures. Finally the team of lifeguards saved the day. Pamela Anderson made her way to the locker rooms and the credits started to roll. The picture faded and the commercial came on with a burst of fanfare. The young man’s uncle leaned back and exhaled slowly. He looked around. “Hi,” he said. “Just come over?”
“Not exactly,” the young man said. “I wanted to ask you a question.” “Does it involve money?” “No.” “Okay,” his uncle said. “What is it?” “It’s about my training,” the young man said. “I don’t look good enough.” “You look real good,” his Uncle said. “What’re you complaining about?”
“I don’t know,” the young man said. “I seem to be missing something.” “Stand back and turn on the light,” his Uncle said. “Let me have a look at you.” The young man turned on the lounge room light and stood up straight while his uncle studied him for a moment.
“I know what it is,” his uncle said. “You’re ready for my secret training methods.” The young man stared blankly at him. “There’s certain secret training techniques that are real effective at giving your whole physique an overhaul,” his Uncle said.
“Generally speaking, I don’t like to reveal my secret training tactics to just anyone. But since you’re family, I’ll make an exception. These underground techniques will make you grow so fast your head will spin. Apply them properly and you’ll look like something from another world.”
“Like in Baywatch?” the young man said. His Uncle gave him a cold look. “What you need to know is that these secret methods will produce results in a very short space of time. They’ll transform you from merely looking good into looking sensational.”
“Okay,” the young man said. “Tell me how.” “Hang on a minute,” the young man’s Uncle said. “Are you sure you’ll be able to handle it?” “I’ll try,” said the young man. “And you think it’ll make me look more impressive?”
“I guarantee it,” said his Uncle. “You’ll get mobbed when you step on to the beach this summer.” “Good,” said the young man. “Any idea how I can hold off the admiring hordes without hurting them?” “Certainly,” his uncle said. “Tell them you used to be on Baywatch.”
Let’s just stop for a minute. I want to talk briefly about this whole issue of bulk and power. What I mean by bulk, and what my Huge Gains Fast Mini-Course is designed to produce, is your maximum muscular size. Not fat! At this stage we are not worried about maximum definition either, but you should still strive to keep your midsection down as much as possible.
Now about this power thing – you’re not training to be an Olympic lifter, but you should strive to have a very similar degree of all round strength. It’s a sad fact, but true, that some bodybuilders have built their physiques without getting much stronger than the average man. It’s easy to ignore this, and a whole lot of magazines, websites, and book publishers do. Fortunately for you, I don’t.
When you apply the strategies and techniques you’ll learn in the my Huge Gains Fast Mini-Course, you’ll be a Hercules in ability as well as appearance. You’ll be as every bit as strong as you look, and then some.
And right now we’re going to advance another step towards that goal by increasing the bulk and power in your entire body. There’s absolutely no doubt that upper body bulk is the big thing with newbie bodybuilders.
They may realize the need for power in the legs and back, but the upper body still has and incredible appeal that’s hard to match. The big trouble with bulking the upper body, and the reason for almost all bodybuilding failures, is that too many bodybuilders specialize on it too soon.
You can walk into practically any gym in any country and see “skinny guys” slaving away on their arms and shoulders long before they’re ready for it. Most of them don’t make much progress, if any at all. They eventually become discouraged, lose all hope of a bigger physique, and quit.
The cold hard truth of the matter is that if they’d spent the necessary time and effort building up a proper foundation first, then they’d get the results they want from their curls and side raises.
Listen, its’ a fact in your training you simply can’t get around. You simply can’t build really impressive development in your upper body until you’ve built the proper foundation in your legs and lower back. So don’t you forget it.
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